Banter Why Are They Single?

[Busty_Nerd]

Doesn't fantasize about being a woodland creature from Middle earth

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause she is obsessed with her tits and thighs.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Because he's not obsessed with my tits or thighs enough

 

[Locket44]

Because everybody is obsessed with her tits and her thighs so it's too difficult for her to go anywhere

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause she does not know how much I appreciate her tits and thighs

Was for @Busty_Nerd but goes well with @Locket44

 

[Resonant_Redeemer]

Because few people are worthy of her time and commitment, including me.

Edit- because he's way... WAY too nice.

 

[Stanthropical]

Obsessed with guns

 

[Locket44]

He's in love with a pepper

 

[SweetLesGirl]

The locked that unlocked the Locket is a complicated maze many give up befor they reach the core

 

[Stanthropical]

Talks in cliches like a robot

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Never talks; just listening

 

[Busty_Nerd]

For wrecking threads

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Mistakenly thinking she has a big dick, which is a big bean

 

[Busty_Nerd]

For having a small dick compared to my massive dick.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She loves only the pink color and hates the other colors; well, us, guys, are not supposed to like pink only, 'cause um um you know

 

[Busty_Nerd]

For not liking pink, when pink is a lifestyle.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

For not knowing that many lovely things are not pink, she lost all her friends and could not hook herself to any guy.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

For assuming he knows people's sexualities

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does not know what sex is

 

[Busty_Nerd]

He thinks about admins being naked way too much ( and not just me)