Banter Why Are They Single?

Sits at home all day forwarding clever personal information harvesting chain emails with extensive questionnaires.
 
Dresses everyday like he's getting married, hanky, buttonhole flower the lot and then tries to chat up women and wonders why they wont talk to him

She wears headphones on her dates and bops around like they are not there
 
Some times in life, there is really no good explanation to why things are the way they are. For instance, why is this lady single? I don’t know. I’ve asked scholars, engineers, men of prominence, women of power, seedy men, shady ladies and a car salesman. No good answer. However, if I had to hazard a guess, it is because of her fixation with finding a good pirate to take home to the family. Not too many of them out there nowadays. Don it lose hope my lady. There is one out there. They are out there. ;)
 
Tells potential mates way too early that she likes to taste and chew on hair.
 
Brings a voodoo dolls to dates, modeled after dates and tellls them what they're going to do to the dolls, rather than to her date. Needless to say, she never hears from them again.

His last gf caught him making out with his cabbage

That would hardly be a dealbreaker for anybody, I'd imagine.
 
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