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Sits at home all day forwarding clever personal information harvesting chain emails with extensive questionnaires.
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
- Start date
Spends all day, every day judging everyone
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Spends all day, every day interrupting us, fcnners, in counting threads.
Does the same thing, but lamer
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Has no time to socialize and date
Too busy shoving his missile into date conversations, turning his dates off
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Tom_the_eagle3
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She wears nothing in her daily life and gets dresses from head to toes on her dates
he's a spy and knows everything there is to know about his dates before he meets them
Some times in life, there is really no good explanation to why things are the way they are. For instance, why is this lady single? I don’t know. I’ve asked scholars, engineers, men of prominence, women of power, seedy men, shady ladies and a car salesman. No good answer. However, if I had to hazard a guess, it is because of her fixation with finding a good pirate to take home to the family. Not too many of them out there nowadays. Don it lose hope my lady. There is one out there. They are out there. 
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Talks too much
clips his toes in bed
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danniii
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Because she only washes once every 6month
wears flip flops to work
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Opens every conversation with "I have a penis"
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danniii
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He’s obsessed with biting people’s toenails 
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Tells potential mates way too early that she likes to taste and chew on hair.
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danniii
Guest
His last gf caught him making out with his cabbage
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Brings a voodoo dolls to dates, modeled after dates and tellls them what they're going to do to the dolls, rather than to her date. Needless to say, she never hears from them again.
That would hardly be a dealbreaker for anybody, I'd imagine.
That would hardly be a dealbreaker for anybody, I'd imagine.
He's way too invested in vegetables, to an unhealthy amount.