Banter Why Are They Single?

From what I have heard, he comes to his dates dressed as Neo from the movie franchise The Matrix. He then proceeds to ask his dates that if they want to continue the night past the initial introductions of “hello”, hug, “You look gorgeous”, “Thank you, so do you” and “Do you want to see me cock?” (Not sure why he always throws that in there so maybe that is the reason), BUT… they must choose between the red and blue pill. He then looks around for “Agents” and tells them they have to choose fast. What do the pills do? Not sure. The dates have never made it that far.
 
Claims she is a vegetarian and then orders meat. Next date she says she loves meat but is on a vegetarian diet. Next date she has been sober for a year while she drinks a bottle of wine. Ext date she is an only child while showing her date pictures of her siblings. Nobody knows what’s going on but she is worth the effort.
 
When he takes his dates to dinner he waits until all the food is on the table and then as soon as the waiter goes he picks up his dates plate, tips it into his lap and orders them to eat it. Usually they run screaming but then there was that one that added sauce.....
 
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