Banter Why Are They Single?

[vanilla_hips]

He is Constantly busy ogling pictures.

 

[Nillsonss]

Took selfies before during and after sex

 

[Stanthropical]

Never leaves water.

 

[Nillsonss]

Carrying a stopwatch around and telling his partner exactly how many seconds before they can do something

 

[Locket44]

Actually believes that he's a crab and walks sideways everywhere, pinching asses as he walks along.

 

[danniii]

Too hot to handle

 

[Teamster145]

Small shower so she doesn't use it often.

 

[danniii]

He has an obsession with smelling feet everyone he meets he must smell their feet

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

She's single???????? Still?!?!

 

[Locket44]

He likes his partners to have at least 8 inches of hair...... All over their body

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

He likes his partners to have at least 8 inches of hair...... All over their body

I'll go for a human though haha~
She's literally on fire

 

[Locket44]

He likes to set his dates hair on fire

 

[GrimTheWerewolf]

People think she's a sentient necklace and therefore unsmashable... XD

 

[SweetLesGirl]

His too grim

 

[Nillsonss]

Walks around with her hands in the air like she just don't care

 

[danniii]

He got lost at sea

 

[Resonant_Redeemer]

We're all but mere mortals lol

 

[ConsciousNobody]

This one will be tough. All things considered.

He forgets to call them back after the first date.

 

[MarcLipper]

Billy Idol has possession of her eyes.

 

[Nillsonss]

comes for fun and won't wait on his partner to come