Banter Why Are They Single?

Always starts his dates with with flopping his cock onto the table. Like it just needs to breathe or something. Or he needs it’s approval on who he’s on a date with. I think the ladies are at first disgusted, then awestruck and then realization sets in that this thing wants to go inside them. Sometimes you just can’t fit a round gigantic pole in a much smaller and sensitive hole.
 
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Probably because he brings his kit along on dates like he’s a doctor from the old country making house calls. Except when his dates ask him what’s in the bag, he tells them he can’t tell them. He is on a secret mission and must keep the contents of the bags safe and handcuffed to him at all times. First of all, nobody is impressed by the secret agent bit anymore. Second, pretty sure the FBI or CIA do not use furry handcuffs as standard issue. Finally, one of the dildo heads is always sticking out if the bag because it is too damn big for the bag. What a clown!
 
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