Banter Why Are They Single?

Responds completely out of context with just one word to every question ever.
 
Because legend has it, she destroys her dates mentally and physically. To be honest, I’m not sure what that means. However, when we men get together and talk about those ladies on FCN we would like to date and eventually have sex with, her name comes up as that one to watch out for. Nobody knows if the legend is true or not. I do know that when @Lele9 ’s name is brought up in conversation, there is one guy in the corner who starts shaking and sucking his thumb. Something is going on there. Almost makes me want to take her on a date. :)
 
People stare at him wide eyed as he starts talking, because it's very confusing and forget how to speak, stuck in a though loop.
 
Plays “Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO on repeat as he drives his dates around. Kind of funny and cute when he pulls up blasting the song in his electric car. Great song to bump to on the ride. Ok the second time around. Kind of like, “Do you like any other songs?” By the 3rd time and by time they arrive at the restaurant, his dates have their Uber waiting. He watches his dates ride off without him, bopping his head to the song.
 
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