Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Doesn't let his dates think.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Too into himself

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Too in her toes.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Tells jokes that aren't funny all the time

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Can not understand any joke cause she does not know what fun is

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Because he hates Christmas

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She thinks that she is an alien

 

[LillyK]

He accidentally posted Susan's picture on his dating profile

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does not want to be away from her mirror

 

[LillyK]

He is single because he was insecure about always having sex next to my mirror and we had to part ways.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause her mirror and toys are her first priority

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Not an alien, boring

 

[LillyK]

She ate her last partner

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She wants her muffin to be eaten only in front of her mirror

 

[LillyK]

She wants her muffin to be eaten only in front of her mirror

What's the problem?

Thread...
He's critical of my sexual needs.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

What's the problem?

Thread...
He's critical of my sexual needs.

I don't like your mirror

She does not know her real sexual needs

 

[Naamah]

He's telling women what their sexual needs are.

 

[Stanthropical]

Always talking about chicks with dicks.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Always talking about good food & gardening

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Snoring and farting a lot