Banter Why Are They Single?

[Fildo66]

Because women find out the hard way that he can’t read a tape measure. Most guys exaggerate the length and forth of their penis, so women are naturally like “Pffft … ok”. Yeah … not this guy. When he tells the ladies he is a solid 12” and they just roll their eyes? It can be a tough pill to swallow when they see it in person. Also it’s …. hard… to … swallow. You get what I mean.

 

[LillyK]

They're all intimidated at the size of his toys

 

[Locket44]

They're all intimidated by her beauty.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She scares her dates by talking like a politician

 

[Locket44]

He wears a catsuit to bed purrs in his sleep.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She wears nothing outside her home, and put clothes on only in her home or her date's

 

[Locket44]

He thinks its the 1920's

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does not know what 69 means

 

[Locket44]

He insists on spraying deodorant all over his dates and doesn't realise that the awful smell is coming from him..

 

[inkedmuse]

Christmas lights still up after New Years!

 

[Locket44]

They are too lol

Wears all the tree decorations instead of putting them on the tree.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Keeps used condoms of all her suitors

 

[Stanthropical]

Moves around in a mechanically robotic manner, which is just too big of a spectacle.

 

[LillyK]

He calls his partners various vegetable names as terms of endearment

 

[Locket44]

Keeps used condoms of all her suitors

How do you know

Thread: Challenges her dates to a sausage eating contest every time they go for dinner.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She likes vegetables more than meat, if you know what I mean.

Was for @LillyK99 but not gonna edit

 

[Locket44]

He wraps a bow around his penis and tells his dates he's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Santa Claus doesn't allow her to go on dates.

 

[Locket44]

She brings her dildo on dates

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She prefers her dildos to her dates