Banter Why Are They Single?

[Locket44]

She prefers her dildos to her dates

True that

Goes to bed at 6.30pm every night.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does not have a bed

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesnt respect boundaries.

 

[MorellaTheLeatherLover]

Needs to stop wearing reindeer shirts

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesnt see the fun in things—like the reindeer on my Christmas sweater are actually fucking.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Too into watching women crush muffins with their feet

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She can not count to three

 

[LillyK]

He's still living in the past.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She travels by time machine

 

[LillyK]

He thinks my car is a time machine.

 

[Stanthropical]

Has no eyebrows

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Has no eyes

 

[Sakura3]

Has no beak.

 

[Esoterix]

They’re from ‘Hope’

Edit - Is too much of a pussy

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is an owl oops I mean a night person

Edit: She prefers fapping

 

[Esoterix]

He says fapping

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does not want to show her eyes

 

[LillyK]

He identifies as an eagle and makes eagle noises during sex.

 

[Sakura3]

She doesn't make any noise during sex.

 

[LillyK]

She gags her partners during sex so they can't make any noise.