Banter Why Are They Single?

Because every date starts in her bathtub. Why is that bad? It’s really not because she is one sexy lady in bubbles. My guess is she just had a very rough stretch of guys (or girls) that really wanted dinner. To me … dinner is right there under the bubbles. ;)
 
Because he lives this fantasy where he insists his dates refer to him as “Lord Steve (not his real name. Steve is being portrayed by an actor with a made up name to protect his real identity in the making of this short, short documentary on the life of singles). Anyways, when his dates don’t refer to him as “Lord”, they get the annoying look and “Tsk, tsk…how many times have I told you tonight that I am Lord Steve?”
Date: “Check!!”
 
He walks around with his hands on his head (like the picture) and his arm pits smell like onions.
 
She dresses like a bride for every date. And I do mean for every date. You know the music they play when the bride walks down the aisle? She plays that when she enters the room like she’s a professional wrestler entering the ring to his/her theme song. But she does look beautiful doing it. Just not sure the guys she met on “Let’sfuck.com” are ready for this type of commitment.
 
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Cannot pronounce R's and T's, making for really weird interactions which lead nowhere.
 
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