Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause she is so bad to her dates

 

[Fildo66]

Because he always holds his dick and walks around asking all the ladies in the room how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. One, you’re on a date and you are asking other women that question. Two, are you saying your cock is a sucker? I don’t know, man. Just a weird way to act on a date. Except for that one where the girl wanted to know and tried. That was pretty awesome!

 

[IrishWWYD01]

bad acid reflux

 

[Stanthropical]

Is confused about their gender

 

[swaggers]

He swallowed the red pill

 

[Stanthropical]

Advertises too much

 

[IrishWWYD01]

reuses dental floss because it reminds him of "mee-maw"

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is insomniac

 

[IrishWWYD01]

has an underwear collection of women he's "tamed like a wild beast"

 

[Happilymarried38]

Doesn't shower on a regular basis.

Sorry.

 

[IrishWWYD01]

hey! once annually is regular!

eats kitkats the wrong way

 

[Happilymarried38]

hey! once annually is regular!

eats kitkats the wrong way

You mean, there's a right way?.

 

[IrishWWYD01]

You mean, there's a right way?.

yea, you break off the little bars and eat them, also you keep the wrapper tsk tsk

 

[Happilymarried38]

yea, you break off the little bars and eat them, also you keep the wrapper tsk tsk

Damn, I'm a bad girl. I unwrap and eat.

Keeps waring ex boyfriends boxers

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does not wanna be happy

 

[IrishWWYD01]

Calls pussies "the eagle's den"

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does not like going out. She likes only the GOING IN.

 

[Fildo66]

He wears a fireman’s outfit around and asks his women to swing from his pole. Kind of cheesy but … if you got it, use it.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

He wears nothing when he gives his sexy neighbor a visit

 

[Locket44]

He named himself after the sex position not the bird as everyone thinks