Banter Why Are They Single?

[vanilla_hips]

is obsessed with @Hervy 's pet.

FluffyBabe is just a dear little wolf. I am sure you agree with me.

Thread: Grunts while laughing.

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Licks doorknobs all the time

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Screaming loud when her date touches her

 

[Happilymarried38]

Continually hides under tables when on dates.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She loses track of time a lot and forgets about when she should be with her date

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

premature ejaculation when dates say hello

 

[vanilla_hips]

Doesn't want to give up her sexual relationship with her bedpost.

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

broke up with the teddy bear she humped for so long and doesn't get over it

 

[vanilla_hips]

Forces her dates to sniff her suspicious smelling teddy bear.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

So proud of her peach

 

[LillyK]

He thinks he's a real eagle.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She thinks only about her boobs

 

[LillyK]

He only thinks about my boobs. Perv.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She does have many assets but kinda afraid when anyone gets near her boobs

 

[LillyK]

He's obsessed with assets... and boobs.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She spends most of her time taking care of her boobs

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

he doesn't spend enough time with her boobs but her boobs are the most perfect ones so he tries to find such awesome boobs with no chance. That's why he's single, he's in endless search of @LillyK's boobs but never gets them

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She cums the moment she goes outta her place

 

[vanilla_hips]

He cums while holding hands with his date.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is all ok but she stammers