Banter Why Are They Single?

[Happilymarried38]

He cums as soon as his date greets him with a kiss

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

she never cums

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is waiting for me to train her

 

[vanilla_hips]

Appears on a date with a bulge in his pants.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Loves to go out on days that do not end with a y

 

[Lord_Pistachio]

spells his name with farts on dates

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

wants to be called daddy but his dates call him uncle

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She wants to have sex only at the airport

 

[Locket44]

He asks his dates to collect him from his pervs anonymous meetings

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She wants to have sex only in the early hours of morning

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

still thinks girls can get pregnant from kissing

 

[Lord_Pistachio]

She calls her mom to know what to do

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She wants to get pregnant telepathically

Edit: He does not have the wood

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Tells every date how he got captured by aliens

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Tells everyone about every detail of her sexual activities

 

[Peony8317]

Cause he's a horndog and it turns off potential dates

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She has two big balls. They are always blue

 

[Peony8317]

He's an imbecile.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Continuously orders bacon during a date instead of having a conversation.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She wants her ass touched only by me