Banter Why Are They Single?

Is an outgoing perv only on internet. Once in-person, it's like trying to get a stubborn goat to move.
 
He has no cock. I mean literally … he has no cock. He had it surgically removed a couple years back because it was putting evil thoughts into his head. Which is how FCN was born so not a total loss. :)
 
He insists women smell his neck as foreplay and he uses wolfbane as cologne.
 
He speaks in gibberish. "I'm going to the bathroom. With my coat. It's cold in there."
He ends up waiting for hours and the date doesn't return.
 
Dazzled all his online matches with his sexual wizardry and knowledge. Ladies thought this guy was how guys imagine a gymnast to be in bed. The positions … the possibilities … the acrobatic moves …. *sigh*. Anyways, back to my guy. He’s not any of those.
 
I think, from what I’ve heard, is she has had a string of bad luck with guys losing as females on the dating apps. So she gets to know them and when they finally get the nerve to meet up for a date, instead of Carla, poor @SweetLesGirl is greeted with Carl. They always say they don’t know how to change their gender on the app. Yeah … likely story. Needless to say, the dates don’t last past the appetizers. Problem is, she has had a string of these dates.
From what I heard, she has sworn of dating websites altogether and has strictly committed to FCN. Where everybody is what they say they are. :) ;)
 
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