Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

On phone, she asks her dates the same bewildering question "How many socks would you be wearing?"

 

[Locket44]

He brings his special sock....yes that one...everywhere with him.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She confuses socks with cocks

 

[Stanthropical]

Has an abnormal dildo fetish

 

[Abigail_S]

Is as confused as his infinite fractals

 

[Wavylady]

Eats too much garlic

 

[Abigail_S]

Lol. Is always twisted up into knots. Guys enjoy her and leave.

 

[Wavylady]

Has a Star Wars themed Sex toy collection which freaks most guys out

 

[Abigail_S]

Makes things up out of thin air, but is so freakishly right that guys leave her out of fear.

 

[Stanthropical]

Thinks dating is just RP

 

[Abigail_S]

Has no time for either RP or dating as he's busy being a mod here.

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesn't know how to act like one's gender.

 

[Abigail_S]

Is too woke for his age

 

[Stanthropical]

Is too asleep for his age

 

[Abigail_S]

Is too awake the whole time, never shuts up.

 

[Stanthropical]

Mouth too big. For everything.

 

[Abigail_S]

Mouth too small for anything.

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesn't have head hair. It's really just a wig.

 

[Locket44]

Has a wig fetish

 

[Happilymarried38]

Always wears stripey clothes and gets mistaken for a convict