Banter Why Are They Single?

[Fildo66]

Likes to ride a stallion to all her dates. And by stallion, I actually mean stallion as in a horse. Not a cock you dirty minded people here on FCN. Anyways, back to my story … or facts, I mean. She arrives on a stallion wearing a toga (which is hot) and has anybody randomly standing there roll a carpet out for her and take the reins of her horse. Then she dismounts and ask where her subject is. I mean watching her ride in on a horse with a cock the size of @Tom_the_eagle3 ’s and breast bouncing under the toga .. amazing. But then it gets weird. Lol

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

His wood is stuck in wood

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because when he greets his dates, he shakes their buttocks instead of their hands.

 

[Deleted member 133968]

By choice, the only possible explanation

 

[vanilla_hips]

Whenever he tries to smile nicely, his dates run away.

 

[Deleted member 133968]

She keeps trying to show off her dancing skills....

 

[vanilla_hips]

She keeps trying to show off her dancing skills....

Thread: Too often he looks at the cleavage of his dates with a perverted smile.

 

[Deleted member 133968]

Thread: Too often he looks at the cleavage of his dates with a perverted smile.

Thread: She is too sassy for her shirt (I say looking at her cleavage with a perverted smile)

 

[vanilla_hips]

He doesn't introduce himself properly to his dates, instead always asking what underwear they're wearing.

 

[frisson]

She’s a grumpy bitch with vanilla hips. Maybe some Carmel sauce on the hips would bring the boys to the yard.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because she turns her back on everyone.

 

[Locket44]

She brings her pet pig on all her dates.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because she's always smacking, drooling, and grunting during a romantic dinner. ♥︎

 

[Dublinscot]

She dresses like the hamburgler. Even her handbag has 'swag' written on it

Edit : she sits in the same spot asking for spare change with her toothless gums

 

[Fildo66]

He can’t get out of his own way … literally. He jumps ahead of his date to open the car door, he trips on his feet and falls to the ground. He skips ahead of her to open the door for her and ends up falling into the glass door, making for a great YouTube fail video. Tries to quickly come around and pull her seat out for her and stumbles to the ground, reaching for the table to break his fall, and pulling the tablecloth and all the dishes off as he makes his way to the ground. A one time thing you say. Try every date this happens. E-V-E-R-Y DATE!

 

[Happilymarried38]

Always gives his dates a full moon

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She promises her dates the moon

 

[Stanthropical]

Is a perv

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause he denies he's a perv

 

[Fildo66]

Wears denim pants and jackets everywhere he goes. Almost like he’s stuck in the 70s and 80s. I mean… he makes it look good but c’mon man. Get with the times.