Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause she has not found who can appreciate her treasures enough

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because he can only be close to women by observing them through his binoculars.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She makes phone calls while her date starts kissing her

 

[vanilla_hips]

The only women he speaks to on the phone work for sex hotlines.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She has sex phobia since her first masturbation

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

He always asks extremely personal questions on the first date

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is sexy but pretends she is a bitch. Her dates take that as a lie.

 

[Stanthropical]

Can't get his dick up anymore.

 

[Saximony]

Spends all his time on FCN ignoring his dates.

 

[Stanthropical]

Fishes for the wrong kind of fish.

 

[Fildo66]

I have no idea. I’m sure he has no idea either. Which might be why we are in this situation trying to figure out why he is single. Anybody? Anyone…? Any ideas at all? Feel free to just shout ‘em out!
Ok. Well we are back where we started at. Having no idea and it’s getting late. Good luck and we’ll try again tomorrow.

 

[Stanthropical]

Is too indecisive on which clothes to wear, so just hangs around home nekkid. In socks only. The knee high socks.

 

[Locket44]

Follows his date everywhere, it looks odd when they are in a restaurant and he leaves his dinner, follows them to the bathroom and waits outside.

 

[Saximony]

Takes her cat everywhere she goes including first dates. Guys think she is a crazy cat lady and never ask her out again.

 

[vanilla_hips]

He's only into mermaids.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is a mermaid and she is not ready to reveal that

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because at candlelight dinners he always says, "Baby, let me show you a real candle."

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is getting ready to run for the office

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because he is afraid of meaningful conversations.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is not ready for any kind of commitment