he never pays for anything
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
- Start date
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Doesn't leave the Sex island and always talks about going to cat island.
Was never really here....
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Is a riddle.
Has never SEEN a riddle.
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
Never understands a riddle
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Lives down by the river and eats only craps. Never leaves his blue van, which doesn't run anymore.
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
What he said
Only bathes once a week
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Playingmmmgames
Guest
Aggressive handjobs
Unsolicited dick pics
Rumor has it she travels around with her own band. No … not that cool “I’m part of a band” thing. She literally travels around with a band that plays music when she enters a room, tells a joke or tells a love story. They play music based on the mood. Really odd. But they are quite good.
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HellinHeels
Guest
Heidi gets annoyed when hes outside in the nude where the neighbours can see him, helicoptering around while drinking coffee and singing "I'm bringing sexy back"
Fresh off the rumor mill presses, she doesn’t even want to date. She just likes to sit on her lawn and drink beer while getting a tan on those beautiful breasts. I mean … what else does she need? Beer? Check. Breast? Check. Sun? Check Man with a cock? Who cares! 
He wears nothing
She’s not even a maid. Basically when guys see her profile name, they picture the age old sexy maid outfit which she flat out refuses to wear. So when the guy tries to make small, sexual talk, he asks if she has one of those sexy outfits she wears. No … why would I? Aren’t you a maid? No … why would you think that? I don’t know. Your profile name has it in … let’s order.
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
His sexy neighbor ruins all of his dates
