Banter Why Are They Single?

Likes to enter the room “riding the bull”. What the fuck does that even mean, Fildo66? Well he likes to take a broom, an umbrella, shovels … whatever he can find near the entrance and ride them like a bull to his table. Doing all the “Yee-ha” shit and “Ride ‘em cowboy” crap. By the time his 8 seconds of staying on top of the bucking bull … his date is long gone .
 
Every date he goes on after a few minutes of being with her he flops his wiener out for her to look at. She, like the others run out screaming with laughter.
 
Cause she tells everyone shes happily married so no one hits on her but really shes basically single cause her spouse ignores her.
 
His mustache comes between him and his date when he wants to have the first kiss
 
Because he can’t remember anyone’s damn name. It’s like, “Hi … my name is @HellinHeels. Pleased to finally meet you in person.”
“That is a really interesting name. I don’t think I will have a hard time remembering it”
“I sure hope not”
After they have been shown to their seats.
“What would you like to drink @Locket44”?
“Ummmmm … I thought you wouldn’t forget my name”?
“I didn’t. I was just mumbling and it sounded like @Locket44. I don’t even know who that is @Aussiemilf”.
“Who”?
“What”?
*Stares at him disbelievingly*
“What’s wrong @Heather”?
“That is so fucking far off I don’t know what to say. I’ll be taking a cab home … thank you @Tom_the_eagle3”
“But my name is @Saximony”
“Fuck off!!”
 
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