Banter Why Are They Single?

[Locket44]

He talks to himself all day everyday. Not just random talking. Every thought that enters his head comes out of his mouth and it is very embarrassing.

 

[Happilymarried38]

He moons to all of his dates, then farts in their face.

 

[Locket44]

She goes on dates just to talk about how happily married she is, it's very cute but not a hope for a second date.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Her dates get die after being electrocuted.

 

[Locket44]

She only goes to farms on dates.

 

[vanilla_hips]

She only goes to farms on dates.

Dates in the barn can be fun.

Thread: Because piggies are underrated as lovers. ♥

 

[Locket44]

Because when she goes to the farm on dates she refers to all the animals as food. "Ohh look at the sausages aren't they cute!"

 

[vanilla_hips]

Always puts the sausages between her other lips, which leads to very awkward situations on romantic dates in restaurants.

 

[Locket44]

lmao

Invites her dates to the farm and takes bites out of the animals on the farm.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Takes "having dirty sex" literally and always jumps in her wallow. ♥

 

[Fukcster]

Maybe she either is not, or is single by her own choice. Can't think of any other reason.

Thread: maybe she has only encountered people who like strawberry, cherry, butterscotch, chocolate, etc so far?

 

[Happilymarried38]

He tells his dates how good he is in bed, but sadly the reality doesn't match the hype.

 

[Fukcster]

She's not, her username says it.
Though IF she was, could be the fact of getting misinformed about her dates?
Eg. Me being supposedly boastful about being good in the sack despite never actually been in it?

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because he always accidentally drowns his dates with certain... bodily fluids.

 

[Fukcster]

Because she’s also getting wrong info. About her dates' persona and stuff?
Never even had a possibility for that accident, hehe.

 

[Locket44]

Because he wants to be a virgin forever and refuses to give up the goods

 

[Fukcster]

Because she’s a super savage roaster lol, that’s why her dates are too tongue-tied to speak up, heh.

 

[Locket44]

Because his profile name is actually his real name and his dates are scared!

 

[Happilymarried38]

She wears a locket around her neck and is asked what's inside. She shows her dates her 6" special forces husband.

 

[Fukcster]

She's not, or if she is, then by her own choice.
Or possibly telling every date she's already happily married.