Banter Why Are They Single?

[Sakura3]

'Cause trollollerotrollallà

 

[JustforfunGuy]

She drinks too much coffee and this make her very nervosa. Also, she lives with seven dwarves: it's nearly impossibile to be alone with her

 

[Someguy1323]

I don't think he is single...I'm pretty sure I saw a wedding ring on his finger. But maybe that's why he is, so everyone thinks he's taken.

 

[JustforfunGuy]

He's too hot for anyone, so every person become shy in front of him

 

[Inarinunya]

He thinks this actually works

 

[HellinHeels]

She's from earth and its slim pickings

 

[Fildo66]

To be honest, nobody knows. I have gone to the highest mountains to find answers and all I find is sacred men with hard ons for her. It is pretty crazy. Her body and personality are just too much for the mortal man.

 

[Stanthropical]

Is not woke enough.

 

[Fildo66]

Pretty much thinks “woke” means not sleeping. So when people tell him he’s not with the “woke” movement, he’s confused as shit because he’s like, “what are you talking about. I’m literally standing right here. I’m as woke as I am ever going to be today!”
Oh well …

 

[JustforfunGuy]

'cause he doesn't show his face trolol

 

[Fildo66]

Seems to think dressing like a vampire or hit man is the cool thing nowadays. Not to mention he sleeps in a coffin when he invites women over to his house so maybe he really believes it. Either way, that’s why he’s single. That and the fake Transylvanian accent. To each their own.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

People are intimidated by his toy collection

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause she is lost in FCN wonderland

 

[J0DIE]

He can't decide who he wants

 

[JustforfunGuy]

'cause she wants to enjoy her life trololololol

 

[HellinHeels]

Hes already enjoying life....why add stress to it lol

 

[Fildo66]

Because she enters each restaurant to the song “Shake, shake, shake Senora” and shakes her sweet ass. Nobody knows where the music comes from or the how does she always seem to have a spotlight on her … but it happens. The bigger mystery is why are the fellas intimidated by that? No one knows … no one knows.

 

[Someguy1323]

The bj I got from him the other day was sub par. Not bad...but man he was excited about it, a little too excited.

 

[Fildo66]

He always makes his dates, or drunk friends, practice their blowjobs on a banana so he can judge their technique. Really weird especially when they are in a restaurant. That usually ends the night for the date. Maybe wait until you get home. Might get luckier

 

[Sakura3]

Because he has a habit of peeing all around his love interest's house in order to make it known to other males in the neighborhood that they must keep off.