Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Has a tool that does not stop growing

 

[Fildo66]

Because he has a growth in his pants and his dates always think he’s sick. Like oh my gosh, do you have a tumor? No ladies … that is just his cock. Not even erect.

 

[WomenRfromVenus_]

He spends too much time washing his bum in the creek

 

[Sarah_1964]

Because the men are still fighting over her

 

[Fildo66]

Because she gets the men back to the room and when they begin stripping down, she looks at their cock and says, “Is that it”? Very humiliating. Trust me.

 

[Tiger_22]

Because he says “giggitty” any time a woman looks his direction

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

He tells his date that his manhood is longer than his tie and when he takes his clothes off...... Oh no he is right and his date runs away

 

[WomenRfromVenus_]

Cause countdowns only work on the forum
Someone saying 12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 and I busted
Is not sexy irl

 

[Fildo66]

^^^^ Not sure what that all meant. Thought she was speaking in tongues so I almost called my priest to perform an exorcism. Then I realized it was just abbreviations for shit I’m to old to know like IRL. Anyways, she speaks gibberish and her dates have no idea what she is saying. Although they always somehow think that ^^^ means they are getting lucky tonight. Which she always responds the same way. *annoying game show gong* “Wrong!!”

 

[itsthicc]

Cause his ass is more photogenic than most of his dates.

 

[Pyr]

She carries a sword everywhere with her.

The Game's not over... in the end, there can be only one. You are safe only on holy ground.

 

[Locket44]

The Game's not over... in the end, there can be only one. You are safe only on holy ground.

If I walked on holy ground it would burn beneath my feet.

Cause his ass is more photogenic than most of his dates.

Because he carries pictures of his dick and sticks them up everywhere.

 

[Andy_32]

Because her Forrest Gump DVD cuts out mid way through the bench scene and she's always thought the proverb went 'life is like a box of chocolates, why choose one when you can scoff the lot'

 

[Sarah_1964]

Because he likes to share

 

[Locket44]

Because her Forrest Gump DVD cuts out mid way through the bench scene and she's always thought the proverb went 'life is like a box of chocolates, why choose one when you can scoff the lot'

Lmao you were obviously spying at the ridiculous amount of chocolate I bought today!

Thread: she orgasms everytime she swallows anything. Dinner out is fabulous for her but her dates get embarrassed.

 

[Fildo66]

Well because she can be. Really no other reason. I mean, I’ve talked to sex therapist and dating experts and they are completely baffled by this one. I mean @Locket44 is amazing. Sex as all bell when she’s trying on outfits in her room. Did I say that out loud? Anyways, we’re all confused about why she is single. Well, except the fact that she gives second dates to any man that can make her orgasm on the first date. She still single so guess how many second dates she’s been on? Good luck fellas. Might want to come join me in the bushes and take notes.

 

[Locket44]

Whenever he sees water, be it a puddle, lake, ocean or just a bucket of water, he pulls his pants down and sticks his ass in it.

 

[Sarah_1964]

She can have any partner she wants, so to stick with one would be a waste.

 

[Fildo66]

Speaking of multiple partners … what? Nobody said anything about multiple partners? Hmmmmmm…anyways. She really likes to tempt and flirt with guys all the time. What’s the harm in that, you ask? It happens when she is on her dates. Needless to say, it doesn’t go over well with her dates. However, if you aren’t out on a date with her and you are the recipient of her flirting, it is quite fun and she is quite alluring.

 

[MorellaGoddessofLeather]

Umm he is not single, so what can I say. Except he is still fun! Still looks good in leather!