Banter Why Are They Single?

Because she really likes to play this game. The game is how fast can she get her dates to say “check please” after she flirts with them during dinner. She drops sexual suggestive remarks or maybe “spills” water on her breasts or unbuttons her shirt a little more or leaves a little sauce on her lips … you know. That kind of stuff. Her record is two minutes. But to be fair, I was horny already. I mean .. guy was horny already.
 
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Locket44 said:
He invites his dates on a picnic but doesn't tell them it's at the nudist beach.
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You said you had no problem with nude beaches!!! Ummm … I mean … hmmmmm. Ok, maybe not on a first date. I guess dining in the nude isn’t as sexy as I thought. Lol.
Thread: She likes to take her dates to haunted houses on the first date. What’s wrong with that, you ask? These are actually sex houses where you can choose the sex room you want to take part in and most of them aren’t of the gentle kind. She’s a pro but is kind of intimidating on a first date. I mean I made it through ok and then decided to celebrate with a second date to a nude beach and that sunk my hopes. :)
 
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When he goes on dates if anyone other than his date speaks to him he screams a very high pitched scream and hides. This is very embarrassing in restaurants especially when he appears from under the table cloth and people think he's been up to something naughty down there....which he usually has.
 
She keeps getting mistaken for on of those sexy pin-up girls and, therefore, assumed unavailable.

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Locket44 said:
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When he goes on dates if anyone other than his date speaks to him he screams a very high pitched scream and hides. This is very embarrassing in restaurants especially when he appears from under the table cloth and people think he's been up to something naughty down there....which he usually has.
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I apologized to you for that!! Lol I didn’t mean to sound like I just hit puberty.
Ok … what’s fascinating about her is her ability to make you feel amazing and then insignificant at the same time. For instance, one of her favorite kind games is when she starts talking in her sly, perverted way and she describes how she loves a good sex session with a big strong … shaft. And the guy is feeling really good about himself and possibly a little erect. And then she rubs her hands on his pants and says, *sigh* “But I guess this will have to do tonight”. Total deflate. Or she talked about how muscles turn her on and her date is feeling kind of proud and puffs out his chest a little bit. Then she says, “But that was last night’s date. Let’s focus on *gestures to her date* … this”.
Really a tough situation to be in. I went home crying. But I did yell at her the night prior so there’s that.

JESUS CHRIST @chazzz_1969m!! I spent that whole time typing that up for you to cock block me?! Lol
 
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He goes out to meet his date but he talks so much and doesn't notice that the girl standing next to him at the bar is not his date but just some random lady that has come to order drinks, his date who has just popped to the bathroom sees him chatting up another woman and leaves. He still hasn't noticed hours later and has bought drinks and chatted to over 30 women thinking that they were all the same one!
 
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