Banter Why Are They Single?

Locket44 said:
Because he turns up with his dick hanging out and dressed up in a mini dinner jacket and will only interact with his dates if they speak directly to his little member and not to him.
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You dress up your dick in costumes a dozen times and that's all people can remember....sheesh.

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His vivid dreams of being a battle born dog cause him to randomly bark and run around on all fours with a rifle in his mouth. Granted, it's easy to stop, but he usually doesn't notify his dates to "just say squirrel" when it happens. He should have an informative statement on his profile page.
 
As soon as his dates meet him they forget that he has a dick. It's like some kind of hypnotic thing, they know something is missing but they can't put their finger on it. (literally). The relationship never goes further and neither party knows why, it's all very confusing. :p
 
She doesn't mention how I dress up my dick in costumes enough....who wants a person who doesn't mention some guy randomly doing ridiculous shit?!? Also, I think she has a thing for pillowelopie and is a little jealous that no one is quite as good for her as pillowelopie....nothing I should say.
 
He is that “Dancing Machine” guy who wants to show off his “moves” whenever he gets a chance. What style of dancer is he? Who the fuck knows because I really don’t think there is a name for it. Whenever they are at a bar and the music starts up, he says, “Oh man! This is my favorite song”! And start jamming. You just said that for the previous 20 songs. The worst is when he is at a restaurant and the says that. Good grief. There is no music playing! You just are nervous and want to show off your stuff.
 
Keeps mentioning the 15 thread and the size of Tom’s … package to her dates. One, they have know idea what the 15 thread is. Two, they feel insecure because his … snake … is legendary.
 
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