Too into dungeons and dragons
Banter Why Are They Single?
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Cian38irish
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Doesn’t like people
is actively wanted by the police
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Has mpd
Likes sniffing elbow pits
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Isn't a giraffe.
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Slopps
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Stan, you need to change your dating profile picture, this one is bringing you knowhere
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Overconfidence.
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Slopps
Guest
His absolutely inability to judge character makes potential partners shake their heads in disbelief
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Likes to blur the lines between—and misrepresent—perspective and perception, in order to gain... Who knows what.
Likes to talk about his garden too much. And assumes his dates like to listen to him talk about his garden too much. Then he takes it a step further and compares every piece of vegetable to what he grows in his garden. Becomes garden this and garden that … blah, blah, blah. Until the person at the table next to him asks, “Who are you talking to? Your date left an hour ago when she said she had to use the bathroom.”
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Talks too much
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Way over talks.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Replies in just three-word sentences.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Categorizes questions out loud before answering them until everybody is afraid to ask questions around her.
Always Inappropriately uses the word "always."
Always Inappropriately uses the word "always."
