Banter Why Are They Single?

Stan, you need to change your dating profile picture, this one is bringing you knowhere
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Likes to talk about his garden too much. And assumes his dates like to listen to him talk about his garden too much. Then he takes it a step further and compares every piece of vegetable to what he grows in his garden. Becomes garden this and garden that … blah, blah, blah. Until the person at the table next to him asks, “Who are you talking to? Your date left an hour ago when she said she had to use the bathroom.”
 
Only speaks in three word sentences. Sometimes they’re not even sentences. Just three words thrown together. Like, “You look pretty” or “you want order” or “Me have erection”. Stuff like that. Makes for an interesting night. That is for sure.
 
She always talks in questions. Like “Let’s go the the movies?” Or I want the steak?”. Or would you like to see my … goods? Ummm … yes
 
Categorizes questions out loud before answering them until everybody is afraid to ask questions around her.

Always Inappropriately uses the word "always."
 

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