Banter Why Are They Single?

[Saximony]

Always takes his dates to a health food restaurant and orders for them.

 

[Stanthropical]

His idea of a date is to show his collection of broken pinball machines.

 

[FallenFreya]

Because he swears at everything, the wind, his garden, etc etc

 

[Sakura3]

Has no lips to kiss.

 

[AnIndianGirl]

She prefer to show her kitty in place of *****

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because she always grunts while laughing.

 

[Saximony]

Teases everyone with her nice legs but Refuses to open them for anyone.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because he always massacres potential girlfriends with his ax.

 

[Sakura3]

She loves a star named Patrick. No human being can compare to that.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Has no time for long-term relationships because she is constantly busy fighting evil.

 

[RoccoDesantis719]

She's to good for anyone

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

He supports Man Utd. Need I say more.

 

[RoccoDesantis719]

I actually don't lol I just like to give ya a ruse



She's not named after the star wars

 

[frisson]

Because he only falls in love with anime characters

 

[Saximony]

Because she only gets in a relationship for the heartbreaking poetry and songwriting.

 

[Stanthropical]

Takes his dates to some dusty bar and spends the whole date playing pinball.

 

[Fildo66]

Has his dates come over to his house and then wash and wax his cars or paint the fence. Seems like a Karate Kid fetish but his cars and fence look amazing so it must work.

 

[kcguy5150]

He doesn't know the difference between a bath robe and a lightweight coat...chicks don't dig that

 

[AnIndianGirl]

He is so confused about changing pfp...then how would he switch the positions ...lol

That's why he is still single

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesn't drink enough tea