Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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you cant beat that crunch
You think the bothers are bad just wait until you meet her Mum an Dad
You think the bothers are bad just wait until you meet her Mum an Dad
( quivering in my shoes at the thought)
You have to pay for all eight to go on a date
You have to pay for all eight to go on a date
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
He only imagines stuff with a potential partner.
the hypnotizm isnt working
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Not enough R's in the name
Because he always orders chips and salsa. Even at restaurants that don’t have it on the menu. I think it’s like his comfort food or something when he’s on blind dates. You should see him when they don’t have chips and salsa on the menu. Talk about a date ending before it begins. He asks for the manager. The owner … and finally just leaves. All while his date is at the table like, “What the fuck?”
His wife comes on here and hits on the same guys he does.
He greets people the same way dogs do
Because every date of his is in the woods trying to teach his dates about lumberjacking. Wouldn’t be bad if he actually had a candlelight dinner made up or maybe cut a table out of wood or something. But it’s just him showing her his chainsaw and ax and I don’t mean his cock.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Pretends to be his own wife. No way out of that one.
He hasnt washed in ages
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
He's stands on the beach and stares at the sunset every single day, even when it's not visible. For about three hours.
Purrs when she is about to orgasm
Not for all guys
I want her to scream my name She spends most of her time browsing the internet
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