Banter Why Are They Single?

[Stanthropical]

It's obvious why.

 

[katzmeow]

He giggles right before he orgasms

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

She orgasms only if she is watching the news

 

[Sakura3]

Always wears a banana costume on the first date.

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

After each orgasm she goes out naked

 

[Fildo66]

Because he runs all his dates’ legs with his cock from the other side of the table just to watch them freak out.

 

[katzmeow]

He confiscates all their anal toys for himself.

 

[Fildo66]

Because all her answers to questions from her dates is “meow”. So what kind of things do you like? “meow”
Ok .. *chuckles* what would you like to drink? “Meow”
Is that milk? “Meow”
Alright … um what do you like in your dates? “Meow”
Fuck it … I’m out

 

[katzmeow]

He doesn't know how to handle a kitty cat.

 

[Fildo66]

He doesn't know how to handle a kitty cat.

Her asking me if I like cats and can handle a pussy cat? “Ruff, ruff”.

 

[Stanthropical]

His name is Fido

 

[Heidiwil]

He reminds me of Tropic Thunder.

 

[MinaRee]

Because they are ready to mingle.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Because her body is too sexy for anyone to touch other than herself.

 

[MinaRee]

He's too polite...

 

[Heidiwil]

Because she can cast a spell to make me fall under her wizardry.

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

She looks too damn good wearing sexy heels and intimidates all the guys and ladies.

 

[Fildo66]

I think he has an issue where he’s almost like Jekyl and Hyde but Polite and Naughty. He’s polite 95% of the time but then the naughty comes out 5% and he’s totally different. Comes out of nowhere to so I think it scares his dates. Except that one that was really turned on by it. Can’t remember what happened to her though.

 

[Fildo66]

Probably because he never puts clothes on. Who wants to watch a guy eat naked. Well unless he’s eating pussy then I can see why. But c’mon … put some clothes on already. You will never get a wife that way. Well ….

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Single my ass He is only single when he is on planet Pluto cause there is no one there