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Men don't appreciate vanilla
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Always tipsy (at least 
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Meeeee NEVER hehehe giggles ……sooooooo trueAlways tipsy (at least
She cooks fish and stinks the place out lol
He has a crush on his own hair.
Possessed with her peach
Cause she glows in the dark and her date gets panicked 
Because the constant grin is kinda creepy
She drinks only water
Too soft to get into a relationship
Too sharpe of wit
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Approaches potential dates by inviting them to take walk down to the end of a short pier.
Always tries to impress his dates with a magic trick. But it never goes right. He does a card trick and the picked card falls out of his sleeve. He tries to pull a rabbit out his hat and it falls out of his pant leg. Tries to pull a coin out from behind his dates ear and his pants fall down. Literally the worst magician know to man. Although he does make himself disappear pretty good.
Stanthropical
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He accidentally cut his dick off on the edge of a the dock at the edge of a short pier when falling off while drunk and naked.
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His wife won't let him have a gf.