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He's too busy making friends with insects
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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She's just a big pair of lips.
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He's obsessed with my lips
He dresses like a gas man from the 1960s, and comes barging into your kitchen, fiddling with all the knobs on your oven, screaming he can smell gas.
Has not found the right fish oops
He has successfully scared every single woman
She is still looking for a bitching guy
Because he lives in a cave! 
She does not know how to bend over
Probably because he wears a sock over his big cock and sticks it out his zipper. Then he sews eyes onto the front of his pants so it looks like a guy with a big nose. I mean a huge nose. Only the brave ones have ever touched his nose. The elite ones have made his nose blow. Usually they don’t come back. If you ever seen those shows from back in the 80s or 90s on Nickelodeon where they dump slime on the kids to get a laugh. That’s about what it looks like.
Shrinkage
I guess my 83 Mustang convertible just isn't enough.
Oh and to add: The women in his town couldn't afford enough rope to make swings to join him.
He peaked in high school
She opens the date by telling them about a depressing news story.
Omg hilarious.I’m going to date myself here for the young group, but he sounds like Bobcat Goldthwait. Talks like him through the whole date and then at the end, says “Have a nice night in a normal tone”. Weird.
I needed this, thank you @Fildo66
