Banter Why Are They Single?

He wears his underwear on the outside of his pants. And his shirts inside out. Something about that way he doesn’t have to wash them as much. Not sure but that’s not what you want to hear on a first date. Let alone see.
 
He has this weird thing happening where his pants always fall down. He could reach out his hand to shake your hand … pants fall down. He comes in for a hug on his date … pants fall day. He gets up to go to the bathroom … pants fall down. Tells the valet to get his car … pants fall down. Is this a gimmick or what?
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Good grief … look at the evidence. This guy is so bad, nobody even wants to tell him why he’s single. What a sad case.
 
Holy shit. This is damn near embarrassing for this guy. Helloooooooo … oooooo … oooo…ooo…oo. Anybody here or am I literally the last guy on earth? Shit … no wonder I can’t get a date.
 
Lil_wonders said:
He is single because he spends all his time here in this thread wondering why he is single.
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Good lord … my savior. I’m, the panic is over. Now on to bigger and better things. She’s single because she wears bedroom attire to her dates. This isn’t a “how cute. She’s wearing pajamas” kind of thing. This is the type of outfit you were hoping she would put on after you had dinner and some drinks and went back to her place. But … might no be appropriate for the date but it looks damn good on her.
 
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