Banter Why Are They Single?

Probably because she is one of those loud laughers. You know, the kind you think at first is really cool because she’s laughing at all your jokes. Then it becomes annoying because you aren’t saying anything funny. Now you are second guessing yourself because you really aren’t that funny so now you are getting in a bad mood. And she keeps laughing. And then the snorting. My god … the snorting. She’s laughing. You’re depressed because you just found out you weren’t funny. Might as well just go home. “STOP LAUGHING! I’M GOING HOME”
Editor’s note: Any description in this long winded post to the above user is purely coincidence and in now way accurate. Furthermore, I have never heard her laugh because I didn’t go on a date with her and leave because I wasn’t funny.
 
Oh man … this is a dream come true. She isn’t single because she can’t get a date. She is single because wants to be single. Every date she has been on, is still locked in her basement sex room. She has quite the collection of dicks to play with. And that one woman that took a wrong turn. Trust me, if this sex machine wanted a stable relationship, she would have one. ;)
 
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