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Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Oh shush!!!
I would spank you, but I know you're into it so ...... not much of a deterrent
I stand by my statement
Walks backwards headphones on high heal on he left foot the other in her hand..... great smile though lovely lady
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Did someone say spanking? I’m in.
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It’s what I do.
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Swings his duck around too much.
Tries to show his dates every time how he can make artwork out of tree stumps with his chainsaw. He’s good at it. Only problem is each stump turns into a huge wooden cock. Which, if you think about it, is a pretty good way to “suggest” sex. Although his dates should be tipped off to his artistic talent when his whole yard is full of wooden dicks.
His idea of dressing up is putting on a coat of Vaseline to keep the chill off when he goes swimming in the winter. Although it works for swimming, his dates find it rather difficult to give him a hug, as they end up sliding down to the floor, then rolling around like a greased...person...squealing and laughing. They have too much fun, and forget about him. I think there is about 17 wiggly bodies in his local restaurant currently....still giggling.
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'Cause he's a raccoon, obviously. Like in Guardians of the Galaxy (?). Except he's powered by a hacked version of Threadripper with GPT model requiring only 256MB of data.
He breaks into a dance number every chance he gets, scaring all possible dates.
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'Cause she's in an industry where people mess around a lot.
Because he works all night and sleeps all day
At night she twitches and hits you in the face while you sleep. 
Hey, you said you liked that !At night she twitches and hits you in the face while you sleep.