Banter Why Are They Single?

AmberrUK said:
And THAT is why I’m single lol
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Thread: Cold hands, which is super annoying. :eek::mad:
 
Because she wears leather pants and shirts and wears her sunglasses like she’s that woman from The Matrix. I mean she looks hot. Sunglasses are a bit much. Putting her finger to her ear and tilting her head like she’s listening to an ear piece is a bit much. Then when she dives through the plate glass window … “I don’t know her”
 
Because she introduces herself like this.
“I’m @AsianAmber from FCN”!
“Am I supposed to know what that is”?
“Of course silly. I know who you are”.
“Not sure we met before tonight”.
“Yeah … in the Kink room and the Role Play rooms”
“I think this was a mistake”
“You like to spank me in there while I wear nothing but a flannel”
“You know what? I think we’re done here. This is absurd and … do you have that flannel yet”?
 
Cos on the sex island she is from everyone is soo worn out from all the sex that there is nobody available to date
 
First off, I would marry him because he brought back my favorite thread. I could not find this done of a bitch (not you @Craig53m) since the new format came out.
Now, as to why I won’t marry him. He wears vests on his dates. What’s wrong with that you ask? Nothing … except he wears no shirt underneath. Just a vest with hair poking out. Just every time. And then when he feels like he found that special lady, he pulls out the assless chaps. *head slap*. C’mon man!!
 
Because she always sends food back to the kitchen. She tastes it, sticks her tongue out and says, “I’m not eating that. It’s disgusting. Send it back”. Then they remake it, and she’ll repeat. “Jesus ..*spits it out* … do you have an actual schedule back there? It’s disgusting”. Eventually, the restaurant just comps them food and tells them to leave.
 
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