Why are you revealing the plot twist right away? Oof, doofus.Hey, you said you liked that !
Banter Why Are They Single?
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And THAT is why I’m single lolOof, doofus.
Thread: because she’s confusing. Is she Miss Vanilla ? Miss Hips ? The uncertainty just gets in the way
Because she wears leather pants and shirts and wears her sunglasses like she’s that woman from The Matrix. I mean she looks hot. Sunglasses are a bit much. Putting her finger to her ear and tilting her head like she’s listening to an ear piece is a bit much. Then when she dives through the plate glass window … “I don’t know her”
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Introduces himself naked and scares everyone before saying hello
Because she introduces herself like this.
“I’m @AsianAmber from FCN”!
“Am I supposed to know what that is”?
“Of course silly. I know who you are”.
“Not sure we met before tonight”.
“Yeah … in the Kink room and the Role Play rooms”
“I think this was a mistake”
“You like to spank me in there while I wear nothing but a flannel”
“You know what? I think we’re done here. This is absurd and … do you have that flannel yet”?
“I’m @AsianAmber from FCN”!
“Am I supposed to know what that is”?
“Of course silly. I know who you are”.
“Not sure we met before tonight”.
“Yeah … in the Kink room and the Role Play rooms”
“I think this was a mistake”
“You like to spank me in there while I wear nothing but a flannel”
“You know what? I think we’re done here. This is absurd and … do you have that flannel yet”?
Stanthropical
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He's saving himself for voodoo experiments
Always brags about that one fish he caught in the summer of 72
First off, I would marry him because he brought back my favorite thread. I could not find this done of a bitch (not you @Craig53m) since the new format came out.
Now, as to why I won’t marry him. He wears vests on his dates. What’s wrong with that you ask? Nothing … except he wears no shirt underneath. Just a vest with hair poking out. Just every time. And then when he feels like he found that special lady, he pulls out the assless chaps. *head slap*. C’mon man!!
Now, as to why I won’t marry him. He wears vests on his dates. What’s wrong with that you ask? Nothing … except he wears no shirt underneath. Just a vest with hair poking out. Just every time. And then when he feels like he found that special lady, he pulls out the assless chaps. *head slap*. C’mon man!!
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When her date invites her to dinner, she insists on tasting everyone's meal after entering the restaurant.
Because she always sends food back to the kitchen. She tastes it, sticks her tongue out and says, “I’m not eating that. It’s disgusting. Send it back”. Then they remake it, and she’ll repeat. “Jesus ..*spits it out* … do you have an actual schedule back there? It’s disgusting”. Eventually, the restaurant just comps them food and tells them to leave.