Deleted member 1437867
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She insists on checking under the tables when her date invites her to dinner
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
- Start date
Teases her suitors with grand illusions of how she is going to dress for the first date. Nice form fitting dress. Low cut to show off her cleavage. And then more cleavage. Backless design that comes down to her panty-less backside. The vibrating dildo she’ll be sure to keep activating for her date as she keeps it inside her. THEN ACTUALLY SHOWS UP THAT WAY!!! I mean… what is this? Fatal Attraction?!? Who can form a sentence around that?
Stanthropical
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He has no soul.
Deleted member 1437867
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Talks a lot when her mouth is full oh I mean when she eats
Always wants to show his dates a trick. And it’s always the same trick. This isn’t a card trick. Or coin behind the ear or even the smoke/disappearing trick. No siree. This is the one where he touches his dates knee from across the table with his cock. Needless to say, he has been thrown out of more than one restaurant for bringing a pet snake inside.
Speaking of blind date, she shows up to her dates completely blind. Her dates always quip something awkward and weird like, “Oh, so you are actually blind? Not just a blind date like we haven’t met … you are blind? Ok ….” She then proceeds to experience the whole date and when he takes her out to the curb and calls a cab, she kisses him on the cheek, jumps in the cab and waves “Thank you”
*Editors note: she is not blind
*Editors note: she is not blind
Because he is forever in the nude stalking strangers
She is too hot to handle
Stanthropical
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He goes everywhere with an axe, in a flannel shirt. Pretty scary.
Deleted member 1437867
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He keeps greeting his dates " Hello, pardner"
His mouth gets him in trouble.