Banter Why Are They Single?

[Deleted member 1437867]

She is too hot to handle but easy to lick oops

 

[Amelia24]

Cos he is a wine bully

 

[Harthacnut]

She hums the jaws theme when she goes in for a cuddle

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

Hr changes his name daily, could be on the run

 

[Locket44]

reads journals throughout his date

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

Knitting when she is supposed to be on her knees; oh no Tom

 

[Locket44]

Gives only the scientific name for each food item on the menu at dinner and then complains when they get it wrong.

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

Doesn't answer her dates' calls

 

[Amberrlicious]

His face looks like a red circle

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

Busy choosing filters

 

[Amberrlicious]

Busy choosing filters

(True story)

 

[Locket44]

Gets confused about her own name.

 

[MorellaGoddessofLeather]

All them lockets she wears. 44 of them!

 

[Locket44]

Insists on her potential dates sending pics of their private parts before a date.... (not true, please do not send nudes without permission)

 

[SarcasticSadie]

ahhh easy, obv’ lost the key to those LOCKET panties

 

[Locket44]

Makes her dates cry and won't let them leave until they do.

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

She has so much lingerie that by the time she's picked the perfect thing to wear, her dates have given up hope of her showing up.

 

[MorellaGoddessofLeather]

Because they get lost in the woods trying to find her.

 

[Deleted member 1437867]

Well, speaking of wood, she is still single cause she's still looking for the perfect log

 

[Amberrlicious]

because every time someone gets close he grins that freakish joker grin and they make their excuses and leave