Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Because he always takes off his shirt. No matter what the occasion or place. Dinner … it’s hot in here. *takes off shirt*. Movie … “Feeling kind of restricted babe”. *Takes off shirt. Funeral … “Man this place must not have AC or Uncle Tom is going to …. *Takes shirt off*. Maybe just get bigger shirts or something.
She approaches dating like a corporate hiring process. There’s rigorous screening, high standards, and absolutely no follow-up. Somewhere out there, a man is still recovering from a third date she treated like a quarterly performance review.
Based on the previous answer Because she's waiting for SAB to take her. Lol
He’s single because he thinks a well-placed “lol” can pass for charm. Flirts like a man who peaked in a group chat, then wonders why nobody takes the bait. You’ll find him in DMs treating emojis like foreplay and wondering why nobody stays for breakfast.
Single because being mean is the only personality trait some people have. Judgemental, arrogant and looks like someone who's resume will have "witty" as a skill. A joke of a person. Always with an unwanted opinion just like her unwanted self. Save me the drama, nitwit.
Doesn't like to commit to one, loves all his friends equally. Easy going, and looking for someone who can paint him to perfection. When he meets his match.. he may settle down after a long 18 months of vetting period.
He’s single because no woman wants to spend three months decoding his passive aggressive memes just to figure out if he’s flirting or fighting. He says he’s chill. He edits his replies like they’re Supreme Court dissents. You don’t date him. You enter negotiations.
I feel like im gonna get a bill in the mail for this assessment.
Thread: she wears socks under her flip flops.
Edit: SAB: she has a 10 step vetting process. Most men cry after #3. One got to #8 and promptly died. But we all still aspire
He likes to wear underwear over his leggings and yes he wears a cape everywhere. To the dinner, to the fair, to meet the date's children, to the shower, to a funeral. Imagine a life overshadowed by the cape and underwear. No one has been brave enough to survive his love of the costume.
You mean.... you don't like it?!?!? You said you liked it?!?!
Thread: poor communication.
He’s single because his dating style is “trial by obstacle course.” You don’t date him, you endure him. He wants someone chill, but he’s got a Google Doc titled “Why I Can’t Trust Women Who Order Mojitos.” He says he’s emotionally available, but only during business hours. Eastern Time.
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Her dating life is like a game of hide and seek; everyone's hiding, and she’s still trying to find the "it" person
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He tells his dates that he's already wearing a condom, which is where it ends.
He’s single because he starts every date with a 30-minute TED Talk on the occult and ends it by asking for blood type compatibility. Somewhere between “I astral project during REM sleep” and “my ex was a succubus,” the girl pretends to get a phone call and bolts. He thinks they’re cursed. No, babe. They just have self-respect.