Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Deleted member 1437867
Resident
Lots of e's in his name
He seems strange because he always smells his hand.
Stanthropical
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She only walks like a techno Viking.
Because he is too busy with all his hobbies, lumberjack, fishing, playing the sax, fixing the AC and Pinball machines no time for them.
Because she swings into action when the date begins. I mean …. She literally swings down from the roof tops, using her whip like Indiana Jones. Positive side is, it’s the same whip she will use on her dates later in the evening so there is no misunderstanding about what’s going to happen later. Although the one time she flew in on a missile type dildo looking thing. Never heard from that guy again. So if she shows up with that, I would run.
He is single because he treats every date like a mission. You order drinks, he scans the exits. You compliment his shirt, he whispers the safe word. One girl asked for a kiss and he handed her a carabiner.
Because she's holding out for me. (one can dream).
Deleted member 1437867
Resident
Guess he just said why he's single 
Dreamer
Dreamer
She has high standards 
Stanthropical
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He talks only with corn plants, tractors, broken AC condensers and pinball machines.
Stanthropical
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Doesn't have any clothes to wear outside of home
He's been known to go on first dates in a pink rabbit onsie, and hop around yelling, "DON'T HATE ME - I'M SOME BUNNY!" in public.