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Too many "glorious 80's" types of shenanigans and parties.
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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The RAM is supreme, no one can beat RAM in his life
Single for swapping the letter "n" with the letter "m". Imagine your reaction when he says to you: good moormimg, your mipple, mow let's go, ...........
Because he tries to shake his dates like a pinball machine and that is simply not allowed.
It's hard to find leather lovers at times
Because as a goddess she only has followers to stay pure
I have to say it's the eye.
She likes her men like her jackets. Real leather, something rare 
Because he believes flirting is an Olympic sport
Because he is a really nice guy and it's hard to choose over so many
Because being single for her gives her energy to grow, I am surprised though she hasn’t picked someone yet 
Because his beard maintenance takes up all of his time.
Because she’s the main character of this tragic comedy called dating in the 21st century 
Because he stays up all night and won't shut up. She just wants to sleep and cuddle, and he wants to talk talk talk.
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Because he is practicing for his future girlfriend, whoever survives the audition.
Because when they go out on a date to a restaurant, he pulls a fuzz ball out of his pocket and drops it in his soup and tells the waiter there is a fuzz ball in his soup to get a free meal.If that wasn't weird enough when they go back to his place, all the pillows and blankets are made out of fuzz balls.
Everytime his date ask him what he does for a living he starts enumerating everything he ever worked on starting by fisherman (and not even in alphabetical order)
Because he never leaves the kitchen to get to meet anyone.
Because on the first date she leaves to little to wonder. Always chatting about her self, her legs opend like a book. Pages and pages, make men uneasy. Hey don't worry. They do take a look.