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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
'Cause he's not fully cooked.
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
'Cause he's still obsessed with trophies and pinball machines
Because his standards are to specific. When he dates, he finds them lacking. When they don't turn out to be terrific, he sends them off packing.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
He gets shit done only halfway. No bueno.
Probably smells like fish and too busy with pinball machines and the ax he carries for the lumberjack probably scares them
Really gets into a specific video game and forgets that other people exist.
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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Too crispy
Believes he will live for an infinite time and tries to make others believe it too, turning all women off.
Too much colors in the pfp makes people blind and not able to text her
He keeps fishing for compliments and scares every date away
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
'Cause he keeps a real, burrowing snake in a pouch, hanging between his legs in underwear. It looks like an impressive bulge, but when he reveals it.... "Yeah.,. No thanks!"
Ladies cant get past the army of cats outside his house
Not house-trained. And she has fleas. 
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
She has an unhealthy obsession with cowbells.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Talks about God too much.
Reception is bad.Can't get a good signal.