Would you let me make you stuffed peppers—one with rice, ham, beans, mushrooms and cheese, and one with mashed turnip with broccoli, topped with homemade Turkey/pepper/tomato sauce?
Would you let me prepare a mojito using my garden's mint, but use elderberry-lemon syrup instead of sugar and offer it to you? You'd have to prepare my brunch, however.
Would you let me trick out your lawnmower with chrome rims, tassels, fuzzy dice, purple handles, fuzzy ball pull-start handle and a gucci clippings bag?