Icebreaker Game Would you let me?

Good luck with that I am however proficient in dad dancing

Wylm design a tattoo for you?
 
Hell no.

Would you let me make you stuffed peppers—one with rice, ham, beans, mushrooms and cheese, and one with mashed turnip with broccoli, topped with homemade Turkey/pepper/tomato sauce?
 
Sure, my BBC is currently outside. Bring a bucket, lather and a sponge.

Would you let me write "Just Married" on the back of your car's window, stick bows all over it and attach tin cans to the rear end?
 
Alcohol free, sure! I'm an excellent cook. My collections aren't postable (?new word) though.

Would you let me check your oil, and inspect your rear end?
 
You can change the oil too while at it. And wash the whole thing. Thanks.

Would you let me give you two doses of D?
 
No. You'd wreck the mower. Yard is un-mowable.

Would you let me trick out your lawnmower with chrome rims, tassels, fuzzy dice, purple handles, fuzzy ball pull-start handle and a gucci clippings bag?
 

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