Would you...............me?

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Ok and I'm sure you'll fall asleep

Would help me tuck him in his bed?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I don't even...

Would you go to the zoo with me?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Would you adopt a parrot with me?

 

[WittleGrace]

Probably so, even though this can only end in a silly court case over who gets it what nights.

Would you go to couples therapy with me?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Why do we need couples therapy already?

Would you write a poem for me?

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I would, but it would probably suck...or start with "There once was a man from Nantucket"

Would you help me change a flat tire?

 

[WittleGrace]

I would watch you change a flat tire.

Would you binge watch all of “Big Bang Theory” with me?

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Naked under the covers, sure.

Would you let me control the remote?

 

[Stanthropical]

Would you read thread instructions with me?

 

[Esoterix]

Unnecessary.

Would you be direct with me?

 

[WittleGrace]

Well uhh um I… maybe.

Would you ride a bike through Walmart with me?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I dislike Walmart very much.

Would you cook me, if you and I were the last two people on the planet and I accidentally died in front of you, and eat me?

 

[Esoterix]

Seems unnecessary. I’d still be the only one left after eating you and would spend my last days on earth with Stanthropical taste in my mouth. Pass.

Would you live and work on a farm if the opportunity was there, with me?

 

[Teamster145]

I absolutely would.

Would you go skydiving with me?

 

[Stanthropical]

Does not compute

Edit: No. Already experienced it. No need to again.

Would you draw me?

 

[Teamster145]

Does not compute

Edit: No. Already experienced it. No need to again.

Would you draw me?

I dont remember skydiving with you? Lol

 

[Stanthropical]

...

 

[Esoterix]

At a cost.

Would you insist on paying on a first date, with me?

 

[Stanthropical]

Depends on who asks out.

Would you sing Highway To Hell with me?

 

[Peony8317]

No, not really an AC/DC fan

Would you hold my purse while I shop