Would you...............me?

[Busty_Nerd]

No i'm holding my own purse lmao

Would you let me take you out in the middle of the woods to scream with me?

 

[Locket44]

yes, can we go now?

would you come fishing with me, off the rocks?

 

[DD_850]

Certainly

Would you jump off a cliff with me into a deep ocean?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Scary.

Would you slap me?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Would you go foraging with me?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Would you paint me?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Would you let me take artistic photos of you?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Would you criminally frame me?

 

[Harley31]

Unlikely, wouldn't benefit me in anyway whatsoever

Would you back me up and say I was with you when I was committing a crime?

 

[Locket44]

Definitely, it'd probably be the truth anyway

Would you be body painted with me?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Would you feed me?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Would you cook for me?

 

[Gonzo_old_but_gold]

I love to cook, so come on over

Would you scrub my back for me

 

[Locket44]

Sure


Would you catch a fish for me?

 

[Stanthropical]

No, but the grocery store is down the street. If I wanted to catch a fish, I'd have to buy a fishing rod, accessories, bait, container to keep fish in, drive to the nearest suitable fishing location... ugh

Would you get up at an odd time of the night and make my favorite meal for me?

 

[Locket44]

If you were ill then I might consider it otherwise fuck off lol


Would you bring me breakfast in bed and let me stay there until lunch time and stay with me?

 

[Teamster145]

Absolutely!!!

Would you go to a Chiefs football game with me?

 

[Locket44]

of course, although you'd probably make me leave for trying to distract you

Would you play board games with me?

 

[SamlightIsBack]

Yes! I take no prisoners!!

w y make dinner for me

 

[Esoterix]

If you were paying, or starving, maybe.

Would you reheat my very cold tea for me?