Would you...............me?

Were you not watching whilst it was on? What were you doing instead of watching the film? Wait......you mean that wasn't really a spider crawling along my arm, up my neck and across my chest and biting my nipples?? :eek::eek: Ok, I'll fill you in on the plot - the Teletubbies were going on an adventure but they took a wrong turn and got lost on the way there and now they are trussed up in a basement somewhere and Tinky Winky has a rubber ball in his mouth whilst Dipsy has woken up covered in deep heat - can I restart the film now??

Would you carry on watching the rest of this film with me?
 
I thought I already had hold of it!! OMFG Who's hand am I holding!!! Also, I'm now not sure if I've put on a scary movie or a porn - it could go either way from what we've watched of it so far!!! lol

Would you be able to sleep after watching this movie with me?
 
Do you realise how hot those things are!!! We'd have to be naked and blowing on each other to cool down - I'm not saying this is an issue, but don't get wierded out when I start sweating and blowing on your face!!

Would you think of a better way to cool down for me?
 
Make your mind up woman! We went for the dash to cool down after the adventures in our pillow fort! I'm short on blankets but could risk taking one off the fort, but if it collapses then you have to help me rebuild!!

Would you, after the exertions of fort building and dashing, fall asleep wrapped up in the blanket with me?
 
I could give you a foot rub BUT please don't be offended if I wear gloves - feet are not my thing at all but I'd warm them for you as you helped me make this awesome pillow fort!

Would you get matching tattoos with me?
 
Who says its not already on there! I have a JI on one cheek and a XY on the other - the N it scrawled across my bumhole so when I bend over it clearly spells Jinxy, although it does also look like Jioxy!!!!

Would you have anything tattooed for me?
 
I could experiment with the camera angles to see how good of a shot I can get - depending on how bent over I can get it'll either say Jinxy or Jioxy, I'll try not to bend all the way over so it looks like your name!

Would you help kick start my Teletubby cosplay group with me?
 
I have limited free time as I am writing a book on pillow fort building but I am more than willing to come up with a registration procedure if this would help us get things off the ground - I currently have six Tinky Winkys, three Dipsy's, four la-la's and one Poe!

Would you be able to draught some club guidlines me?
 
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