Were you not watching whilst it was on? What were you doing instead of watching the film? Wait......you mean that wasn't really a spider crawling along my arm, up my neck and across my chest and biting my nipples?? 
Ok, I'll fill you in on the plot - the Teletubbies were going on an adventure but they took a wrong turn and got lost on the way there and now they are trussed up in a basement somewhere and Tinky Winky has a rubber ball in his mouth whilst Dipsy has woken up covered in deep heat - can I restart the film now??
Would you carry on watching the rest of this film with me?
Would you carry on watching the rest of this film with me?