Would you...............me?

It depends if you let me lick the spatula when we’re done! If yes then yes, if no then I’m
licking it anyway whilst your loading the dishwasher! I just hope we’re cooking something that can be licked and we aren’t making a chicken pie or something! (I’d still lick it)

Would you cut my hair for me?
 
Fuck yeah, we will wreck those other fuckers! Oh wait...maybe it's not a survival one....all I've been doing is training for naked and afraid though....oh well. I'm in!

Would you pull this splinter out of my foot for me?
 
You know it! back rubs are my thing....I'll hum too...just very softly so you probably wont hear me.

Would you find really weird music to listen too with me?
 
Is that a challenge?

Edit. I have some frozen turkey breakfast sandwiches, sure!!

Would you let me pick out weird songs while you feed me?
 
feed you what??? Cause...I know you....I'm thinking I could definitely distract you with some Seattle chocolates...

would you trim my cats nails with a Dremel for me?
 
YOU KNOW I STOPPED DRINKING PEPSI DAMN IT!!!! Yes...without a doubt...I'll write your papers...sigh...you can watch some Dutch mystery show dubbed in English.

Would you dance down the street to imaginary music with me?
 
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